he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
A bitchslap is in order.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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