Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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