I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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