if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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