Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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