Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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