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My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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