I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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