i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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