This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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