I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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