do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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