just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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