I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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