So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You're like the curious george of whores
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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