My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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