He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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