she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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