Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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