my sisters under your porch take her home
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize