Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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