so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
MIDGETS
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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