her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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