I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
another moral hangover. fuck.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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