Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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