put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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