watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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