Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dick very happy bro
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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