It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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