Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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