yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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