new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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