I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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