Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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