If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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