Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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