It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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