So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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