You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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