We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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