i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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