so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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