Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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