you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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