do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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