escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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