Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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