u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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