I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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