i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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